Family Night Reminder and Humor

Just a reminder that we will be having a family fun time together here at the church on Saturday October 31st. We will have a time of fun and fellowship here together and look forward to seeing you here at 5pm
I love to laugh and I hope the following list will give you a laugh and brighten your day. From time to time I will post some of the funny things I find or funny things kids do. The Bible tells us in Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones. Enjoy the following list.

Thing Parents Have Learned From Their Children

• There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
• A 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late.
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Pound Puppy underwear and a Superman cape.
• It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
• Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make cats dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
• When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
• A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.
• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-square-foot house four inches deep.
• A 6 year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.

God bless and keep looking for His return it could be any moment now.
Brother Roger