Family Night Reminder and Humor

Just a reminder that we will be having a family fun time together here at the church on Saturday October 31st. We will have a time of fun and fellowship here together and look forward to seeing you here at 5pm
I love to laugh and I hope the following list will give you a laugh and brighten your day. From time to time I will post some of the funny things I find or funny things kids do. The Bible tells us in Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones. Enjoy the following list.

Thing Parents Have Learned From Their Children

• There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
• A 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late.
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Pound Puppy underwear and a Superman cape.
• It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
• Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make cats dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
• When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
• A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.
• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-square-foot house four inches deep.
• A 6 year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.

God bless and keep looking for His return it could be any moment now.
Brother Roger

Matthew 19:13-15 Then were there brought unto him little children, that he should put his hands on them, and pray: and the disciples rebuked them. But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven. And he laid his hands on them, and departed thence.
Every time I read this passage of scripture tears well up in my eyes at the importance that children held in the heart of our Lord. Can you imagine what it was like to a little child in the arms of our Savior? I love what the last part of the verse says"..he laid hands on them, and departed thence." As I was reading this I realized that we sometimes overlook the importance of our children to the kingdom, and the church. But Jesus clearly said "for such(the children) is the kingdom of heaven." I am so blessed to be a small part in the lives of the children here at Grace and to be able to teach them, pray for them and help them. God has blessed us here at Grace with some wonderful children, all of whom Lesa and I love as our own. We ask that you keep them in your prayers that God will use our children to be the Godly generation that our country and world so desperately need.
I want to remind everyone that we will be meeting at the church on the 31st of October at 5pm to have a family fun night. It is a chance to get together and fellowship and allow the children to play and have fun together. We will send out a note to help remind everyone, but please mark your calendars now and come out and enjoy a night with your church family. We always have a lot of fun, and we will miss you if you are not there. Hope to see you then, God bless you all.
Bro. Roger